A film starring "The Hoff" and "Uncle 'so long gay boyz' Jeong" Two washed up hasbeen(s) prostituting themselves to pay their mortgages.
what was I thinking? Oh right. I remember now. I thought it was one of those films that was so bad it may be "good". Sadly, this is not one of those films.
This film is the "It's so bad that it's awful." variety The performances were phoned in. The jokes were written by junior high students stuck in detention - in between obsessively drawing penises on their desks.
The writers really fire on all cylinders with racist Asian jokes. I wasn't impressed, but some viewers may like it if lazy feeble stereotypes are their thing.
I like to say this was shockingly bad, but to be honest, it's really mainstream now. I think those hundreds of open air nuclear bomb tests in America finally made their way into our bloodstreams. Now some of us are paying the price.
Maybe when the radioactive poisoning saturates my body, I too, can enjoy these films like every other patriotic American.
Avoid it unless you dropped a child and want to punish yourself.
A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancÃ©. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.
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October 07, 2017 at 09:51 AM